snorlaxatives:

i’ve compiled a list of the things i say most during school

  • what
  • wait what
  • what do we do
  • i have to pee
  • when does this class end
  • whens lunch
  • what

offbeatorbit:

jesus fucking christ

(Source: weheartpattinson)

poupon:

drakensberg:

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

suspend:

i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly